(oh jeez xD)
Makoto: He blushes all the way up to his ears, waving his hands frantically and shaking his head. “N-No, no, of course not! Haru and I aren’t like that at all! I-I already have someone that I… like a lot, so…!”
Haruka: He quirks an eyebrow at them, genuinely confused and a little dumbfounded that they didn’t know he liked them instead. “Me and Makoto? No. Why would you think that?”
Nagisa: His jaw practically falls on the ground, and he’s almost sobbing while he clings to his crush’s arm. “Eeeehhhhh?! No way, what made you do that? ___-chan, don’t tell me you’re a fujoshi!”
Rei: His spine shoots completely straight, his entire face going red while he smudges his glasses. “W-What?! N-Nagisa-kun and I, in a relationship?! What could have possibly brought on this horrible misunderstanding?!”
Rin: He chokes on his water, ears turning the same shade as his hair. Did his crush really think he played for that team? “Hah?! What the hell, of course I’m not! You couldn’t be more wrong, idiot! A-Are you feeling okay?”
Sousuke: He’s a little put-off by it, staring down at his crush with a bewildered look and wondering if they were joking, but they look completely serious, and he heaves a frustrated sigh. “No, I’m not dating anyone. What brought that on all of a sudden?”
Nitori: He would be blushing so hard his head would look it like it was about to pop, and he grabs his crush’s shoulders with teary eyes. “_-___-san, p-please don’t assume things like that ever again! I like someone else!”
Seijuurou: He’d find it rather interesting that his crush saw it from such a weird point of view, and he’d just laugh loudly and clap them on the shoulder. “Well, unfortunately, I can’t love men. My interest lie somewhere else, if you know what I mean.”
Momotarou: He goes into a state of shock, all the colour lost from his face as he stumbles to the corner and falls to his knees. He slams a fist into the ground and whispers: “This is the first time I’ve ever seen one up close…” He pauses to turn, horrified at his crush. “Is this the power of a fujoshi?”
This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.
Im laughing so hard omg
when u and ur friends look fresh af
okay but this one is all too real
other people during winter: