May 2012
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
1 tag
EVERY FUCKING CLASSIC ROCK FANDOM NEEDS TO...
deviantART: NO REQUESTS OR TRADES COMMISSIONS ONLY. YOU MUST PAY ME UP FRONT TO USE MY MS PAINT WOLF ADOPTABLES PLUS A ROYALTY FOR EVERY SITE YOU POST IT ON I AM SERIOUS
tumblr: lol okay anon i'll draw that for you just a sec
2 tags
The Mystery of the Multiverse
But there’s a hitch. When the astronomers deduced how much dark energy would have to permeate every nook and cranny of space to account for the observed cosmic speedup, they found a number that no one has been able to explain. Not even close. Expressed in the relevant units, the dark-energy density is extraordinarily small: .0000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000...
1 tag
1 tag
you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop
1 tag
1 tag
when you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
snoipahkat:
1 tag
Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.
An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
1 tag
Watch
2 tags
2 tags
chongthenomad:
iamjayse:
I had to.
crying
1 tag
2 tags
Watchnakedarms:
viria:
ronchronchronch:
videohall:
Slinky is trying so hard
this slinky is my personal hero
it… it’s so cute
1 tag
1 tag
Seiyuus
otakumotivationalposters:
posters source: Nieadinne
miyano mamoru’s = accurate
Bikini...Assemble!!!
dc9spot:
also…the villian
and………a bonus!
3 tags
1 tag
2 tags
2 tags
3 tags
2 tags
1 tag
2 tags
2 tags
whipmyfrobackandforth:
katyisimmoral:
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 30+ year old man on a tv show
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1 000 000 000+ year old angel on a tv show
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 900+ year old alien on a tv show.
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1000+ year old Norse God in a movie.
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to a 30 year old...
1 tag
1 tag
