July 2012
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Imagine the person you have feelings for right now picking their nose
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“Ugh, I’m so sick of living here.” The upperclass white girl tweeted on her 32gb white iPhone 4S while listening to music on her 15 inch Mac Book Pro laying on her king sized bed in her air conditioned two story suburban home after her parents refused to buy her the 2013 edition of her 2012 car.
ponweiwest:
when people make a post
then you refresh your dash
and they deleted it
and you just sit there thinking
i saw that
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sarkyfancypants:
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mortson:
sweetsweetdicksinmymouth:
dirkdave:
PARTY AT MY PLACE
i’ve got the alcohol covered
i’ll bring some soda
ill bring the drugs
I’LL BRING THE BITCHES
I’M GETTING ALL THE PUSSY OVER HERE
June 2012
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catbountry:
urdnotshona:
gif by protokol
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Case closed. Pit open.
askaceattorney:
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thelordofthebutts:
i’d just like to apologize
i don’t know for what but i mean just look at me and my blog and you’re bound to find something that i should be sorry for
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mosoli:
The reason Tumblr isn’t an anime is because all anime openings require someone to be running frantically but none of us even get up from our computers
15steph:
My mom farted in the car and said “don’t post about this on the internet”
Imagine a movie like The Avengers
But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces
It was Disney Princesses
“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.
“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”
YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE
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andrewsgayboner4jessescurlyhair:
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